Harold Melvin is the current king of I Am Not The Beatles, beating those scamps Apple Mosaic and the lovely Sonya Grier by mere pennies.
We also currently have a staggering seven people at the other end of the table who all released records that I would actually have to pay somebody to take away.
Stand up to be counted : Boys Don’t Cry, Jean Beauvoir, Latin Quarter, Hue and Cry, Georgio, Southside Johnny and the Dukes and Light A Big Fire (although I must take my fair share of the blame for the latter two…)
Click on the record covers to read the reviews and hear their songs.
1. Harold Melvin and The Blue Notes - Prayin’ (1986 Remix) - £14.00
2. Apple Mosaic - Velvet Avenue - £13.50
3. Sonya Grier - Love Flight 109 - £13.17
4. Boys Wonder - Now What Earthman - £8.86
5. FM - Let Love Be The Leader (Limited Edition Box Set) - £7.96
6. Turquoise Blue - We Are Lost (New Mix) - £7.42
7. Hothouse Flowers - I’m Sorry (Gatefold Sleeve) - £5.60
8. Sudden Sway - Sing Song (f-a-E-G-s-i-n-g) - £5.54
9. Barrington Levy - Struggler - £5.35
10. Luba - The Best Is Yet To Come - £5.31
11. Rockin’ Sidney - My Toot Toot - £5.07
12. Roger Waters - The Tide Is Turning (After Live Aid) - £4.95
13. Dr Calculus - Perfume From Spain - £4.07
14. Graham Parker and The Shot - Break Them Down (Ltd Edition Doublepack) - £3.96
15. Burnette - Running Bear - £3.56
16. Falco - Emotional (NY Mix) - Ltd Edition Doublepack - £3.50
16. Gary Numan - I Still Remember - £3.50
16. When In Rome - Sight Of Your Tears - £3.50
17. Thrashing Doves - Matchstick Flotilla - £3.38
17. Nazz Nasko - No More (Remix By Froggy) - £3.38
18. Kraftwerk - Musique Non Stop - £3.37
19. I’ve Got The Bullets - It Should Have Been Me - £3.33
20. Brilliant - It’s A Man’s Man’s Man’s World - £3.15
21. Secession - The Magician - £3.09
22. Oscar James - Love Riding High - £3.05
23. Redgum - I Was Only 19 - £2.96
24. A House - Heart Happy - £2.90
24. Steve Carlton - Keep On Walking - £2.90
24. Pauli Carman - Dial My Number - £2.90
25. Cock Robin - When Your Heart Is Weak - £2.89
26. Beggar & Co - Life - £2.87
26. Super Enig Matix - Touch The Beat - £2.87
27. John Moore and The Expressway - Out Of My Mind - £2.85
28. Alvin Stardust - So Near To Christmas - £2.75
29. Paul Hardcastle - Rain Forest - £2.74
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30. Barbara Dickson - Time After Time - £2.73
31. Wendy Richard and Mike Berry - Come Outside - £2.50
31. La Bouche - Romantic Love - £2.50
32. The Dolphin Brothers - Shining - £2.34
32. Thrashing Doves - Biba’s Basement - £2.34
33. Randy Travis - Forever and Ever, Amen - £2.24
34. Stylistics - Give A Little Love For Love - £2.23
35. David Valentine - We Can Only Dream - £2.11
36. Suze De Marchi - Big Wednesday - £2.05
37. The Light - Pride Of Winning - £2.01
38. Age Of Chance - Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Noise - £2.00
38. Toby Chapman - That’s How Hearts Break - £2.00
39. Hugh Cornwell - Facts and Figures - £1.98
39. Win - Dusty Heartfelt - £1.98
40. President - European Summer - £1.93
40. Faith Brothers - A Stranger On Home Ground - £1.93
41. Wang Chung - Let’s Go! - £1.91
42. Aurra - Like I Like It - £1.83
42. Nils Lofgren - Flip Ya Flip - £1.83
43. Bill Medley - He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother - £1.75
44. Balaam & The Angel - I’ll Show You Something Special (Ltd Edition Collectors Item) - £1.73
45. Working Week - Too Much Time - £1.70
46. Vicious Pink - Cccan’t You See (Remixxx) - £1.65
46. Alan Darby - Don’t Suffer And Be Still - £1.65
47. The Judds - Don’t Be Cruel - £1.56
48. Hernandez - All My Love - £1.53
49. Billy Vera and The Beaters - At This Moment - £1.47
50. Lenny D & Tommy Musto - Everything Bamboo - £1.44
51. Ten Ten - Million Miles Away - £1.28
52. Gay Gordon and The Mince Pies - The Essential Wally Party Medley - £1.25
53. Dan Hartman - Get Outta Town - £1.20
53. Jimmy The Hoover - Bandana Street (Use It) -Limited Edition Doublepack - £1.20
54. Thomas Leer - No.1 - £1.17
55. Trouble - Trouble In My Life - £1.16
56. The Lift - United State - £1.15
56. Rupert Everett - Generation Of Loneliness - £1.15
57. Little Richard - Operator - £1.13
58. The Morons - Morons From Outer Space - £1.05
58. Bang - You’re The One - £1.05
59. Bill Medley - I’m Gonna Be Strong - £1.01
60. JM Silk - Let The Music Take Control - 93 pence
61. Geoffrey Moore - Sleep With Me (Tonight) - 83 pence
62. Wild Weekend - Breakin’ Up, Breakin’ Down - 75 pence
63. Freeez - That Beats My Patience - 50 pence
64. Julia Fordham - Woman Of The 80’s - 49 pence
65. Rock and Hyde - Dirty Water - 29 pence
66. Danny Wilson - Mary’s Prayer - 8 pence
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The Minus 8 Pencers…
Light A Big Fire - Tommy’s Got A Good Job (Live) - minus 8 pence
Boys Don’t Cry - Who The Am Dam Do You Think You Am (Picture Disc) - minus 8 pence
Hue and Cry - I Refuse (with free cassette single) - minus 8 pence
Southside Johnny and The Jukes - Hard To Find - minus 8 pence
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Jean Beauvoir - Feel The Heat - minus 8 pence
Latin Quarter - America For Beginners (Limited Edition Doublepack) - minus 8 pence
Georgio - Sex Appeal - minus 8 pence









